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Hey Shorty,
Once a week a woman shows up at my house with a
roaring monster that sucks up everything in its path. The woman is very
sweet when she’s not with the monster, she even gives me a dog treat when
she arrives. What can I do about the very loud and scary monster?
Signed,
Jumpy
Dear Jumpy,
I’m guessing that loud scary monster is a vacuum. We
have someone show up regularly too that uses that device. Humans call it
cleaning, they even use the vacuum more frequently when you may be shedding
a little extra. We have the Dyson DC14 Animal vacuum made for humans with
animals. Mom brags about its amazing suction, bagless feature, many
attachments and long extension hose. My opinion, it works too well, what’s
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To combat your vacuum my advice is to ATTACK! Bark at
the top of your lungs and chase the monster. I like to grab the wheels when
I can get close enough, eventually the monster will run off and hide in the
closet. This past Christmas my cousin showed me a monster that reminded me
of our vacuum, if you’ll view my journal this month you will see a visual
demonstration of what to do when you encounter the monster.
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