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If it's on the floor it's Mine!


Mom had a gathering of a few friends this weekend.  I always enjoy the company; I  make a point of spending some quality time with each visitor.

 

Flying Dachshund mousepad
Flying Dachshund Mousepad

Here are a couple shots of my visitations. 
We did have a little incident though, a married couple was in attendance and they had a little squabble in front of everybody.  The wife complained that the husband was refilling his drink too frequently.  The husband said that the glass was really small and the ice cubes really large.  Mom thought that explanation sounded a bit silly then noticed that I had a little extra swagger to my step.  Mom asked the husband where he had been putting his drink down.  Out of concern for the furniture he had been placing it on the floor.  They had to learn the hard way the first rule of Shorty’s household – If it’s on the floor its mine…..

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